Tuesday, May 24, 2011

An oldie but a goodie

I was cleaning out some old emails and found these jokes about Tiger Woods. A year and a half later and no one is laughing...it's more like pity right now.

1. Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

2. Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

3. Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway

4. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards........

5. What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

6. Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

7. Tiger's wife now has her own endorsement with her club of choice - PING!

8. Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

9. Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger!

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